beppe 11:05 Tue Dec 10
Radiators leaking
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My friend at work had to get a plumber in as her radiators were leaking.
I wanted to ask her if he could fix a football leaking goals and shit performances.
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geoffpikey
11:51 Tue Dec 10
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My mate's an Olympic tobogganist who sounds like Sean Connery. Asked him why we keep luging.
Mr T came round. Asked him why we don't play like a team.
My cousin's a gynaecologist. Showed him a photo of Pellegrini and asked: is that a cunt?
Fuck. Off.
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gph
10:41 Tue Dec 10
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Our Southern neighbours have a 'Wall we could put in front of our goal.
I win the prize the most pathetic example of this sort of thing...
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Gaffer58
8:27 Tue Dec 10
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My neighbour cleans shit out of the sewars, tell the management and players to form an orderly queue.
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Northern Sold
6:41 Tue Dec 10
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My neighbour is a right rancid old cunt... pretty apt
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Hermit Road
6:34 Tue Dec 10
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Coincidentally, my neighbour is a rocket scientist who has promised to work on something that will LAUNCH us into the next level.
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mallard
6:09 Tue Dec 10
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My neighbour is a nuclear physicist.
I’ve asked if he could put some energy into our team
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Russ of the BML
11:32 Tue Dec 10
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Please excuse me while I go to A&E to get them to repair my cracked ribs.
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Fivetide
11:08 Tue Dec 10
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A friend of mine has joined Tinder. I wanted to ask if she could help a football score.
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Hermit Road
11:07 Tue Dec 10
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I know a carpenter, I asked him to BUILD US a sturdy defence.
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